Items are either text, visual (photos, cartoons, etc.), sound or film, as shown by their link buttons; just click on them.

Text

Opens the item in this window, with a link button for you to download it as a simple TXT file (right -click on the button, then select the 'Save Target As ...' option from the drop-down menu).

Visual

Opens a picture in this window.  To download it, right -click on it, then select the 'Save Picture As ...' option from the drop-down menu.  These items will be moderately large (sizes and file formats are always quoted).

Sound

These both open a dialogue box giving you the option to open the item or to save it to your hard drive; the choice is yours.  These items are likely to be fairly large (sizes and file formats are always given), so do give them time to load.

Film

Warning . . . content or language of an adult nature.  Please avoid these items if you're easily offended.

630.3Kb  WAV

Armageddon!
This has to be our favourite.  A jerbil and a lighted match  . . .  it had us rolling around the floor and crying with laughter.  Definitely not for the faint-hearted and can only be described as "adult material".

Medical Miscellany
Some unrelated medical snippets.  Oops!   Perhaps we should rephrase that.

Mental Health Hotline
Oh dear, so  politically incorrect.  But if you don't mind a bit of insensitivity . . .

Trust me, I'm a Doctor
Hospital charts: a window on your doctor's soul - if you can read the handwriting.

Customer Service
For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

59.1Kb  GIF

Dear Captain . . .
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings . . .   And who said letter-writing was a dying art ?  This item comes with a language warning (! )

Room Service
The joys of sharing a common language - or not, as the case may be.  We just love this one!

Disorder in the Court
Yes, they really did  say that!   I swear it on my mother's grave, Your Honour.

Driven to Distraction
Excuses, excuses!   Have you  ever had to complete a motor insurance claim form?

Base Language
Fed up with those cute little emoticons?  Try these instead.

120.2Kb  GIFs
in total

Dear Bill . . .
We sincerely believe that Microsoft's software products are eminently useable, but they do have their odd little quirks.  This item - actually a compendium of several items - comes with a language warning.

Mouse Balls
Frankly, we didn't know what else to call this little item.  Enjoy!

19.5Kb  GIF

Professional Advice
Always to be taken very  seriously - it could save you a packet of trouble.

32.3Kb  GIF

Golf Coarse  (sic)
And now a word from our Lady Captain . . .   It'll bring tears to your eyes.

Man versus Nature
Proof - if needed - that the search for personal comfort can sometimes go too far.

32.3Kb  JPG

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
Dining out can  be a real pleasure - just so long as the chef isn't having one of his funny turns.

2.13Mb  WAV

The Good Neighbour
How to win friends and influence people - and with such an elegant command of the English language.  Shakespear, eat your heart out!   Caution: strong language.

49.2Kb  GIF

Playing Possum
Australia, "The Lucky Country" - for most.  One word of advice: don't get caught sleeping on the job.

The Sacred Cows of Politics
An intriguing and back-to-basics take on comparative political theory.