DISORDER IN THE COURT
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Word-for-word from court records . . .

Q:  Are you sexually active?
A:  No, I just lie there.

Q:  What is your date of birth?
A:  July Fifteenth
Q:  What year?
A:  Every year.

Q:  What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A:  Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A:  Yes.
Q:  And in what way does it affect your memory?
A;  I forget.
Q:  You forget.  Can you give us an example of something you’ve forgotten?
A:  . . . . . . . . . .

Q:  How old is your son, the one living with you?
A:  38 or 35, I can’t remember which.
Q:  How long has he lived with you?
A;  45 years

Q:  What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that 
    morning?
A:  He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:  And why did that upset you?
A:  My name is Susan.

Q:  Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the 
occult?
A:  We both do.
Q:  Voodoo?
A:  We do.
Q:  You do?
A:  Yes, voodoo.

Q:  Now Doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he 
    doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

Q:  The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?

Q:  Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q:  So the date of conception was August 8th?
A:  Yes
Q:  And what were you doing at that time?

Q:  She had 3 children, right?
A:  Yes.
Q:  How many were boys?
A:  None
Q:  Were there any girls?

Q:  How was your first marriage terminated?
A;  By death.
Q:  And by whose death was it terminated?

Q:  Can you describe the individual?
A:  He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q:  Was this a male, or a female?

Q:  Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice 
    which I sent to your attorney?
A:  No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q:  Doctor, how  many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A:  All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A:  The autopsy started around 8:30pm.
Q:  And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A:  No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on 
    him.

Q:  Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A:  Isn’t everyone?

Q:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A:  No.
Q:  Did you check for blood pressure?
A:  No.
Q:  Did you check for breathing?
A:  No.
Q:  So, then it is  possible that the patient was alive when you began the 
    autopsy?
A:  No.
Q:  How can you be sure, doctor?
A:  Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q:  But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A:  Yes, it is possible he could have been practising law somewhere.

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